Weren’t some of the worst atrocities in the 20th century committed by moustache-ists?

And if you look at the old cliche of a helpless damsel in distress being tied to rail tracks, who is always doing the tying? A man with a moustache of course. Evilly waxed to a point, I must add. Clearly moustaches are bad and moustache wax is even worse.