Was Jesus Christ a Homosexual?

Last night I got wildly drunk and read the New Testament in ists entirety and I think I found evidence that Jesus was gay, whilst it didnt explicitly state if Jesus engaged in sexual relationships, I believe the "disciple whom Jesus loved" in the Gospel of John (John 13:23, 19:26, 21:7, 20) references Jesus close relationship with John the Apostle, a relationship that I believe was waaaay beyond spiritual.